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I dont understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Valentines Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.


Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener)
  -Martha Stewart

I wanted to make it really special on Valentines day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
-Tracy Smith


One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde

The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.
-Margaret Atwood


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